Wow! I took almost ANOTHER whole year off of doing this!
We'll be back on deck soon.
gets himself assasciinated. Am I even allowed to say that?
done twice. One when he was pre-freak
and another when he was mid-freak.
Am I even allowed to do that? Mention that he was a freak? Everyone's
'We love you Michael!' now. But I still have that haunting Martin
Bashir interview stuck in my head.
Munn gets done in the ASCII not once,
but twice! Surely
I can insinuate that. She's hotter than Michael Jackson in a Pepsi
Friday 29 December 2006: The last update for 2006
of hot celebrity babes from Hollywood and around the world...
Harmon, Anna Friel,
Shannon Lea and
23 December 2006: A new batch of beautifully ASCIIed individuals...
Amber Benson, Alana De
La Garza, Paige Turco,
Serena Taylor and Catherine
Monday 18 December 2006: Another dose of keyboard
Casta, Angie Everhart,
Jillian May Sundeen,
Drea De Matteo, Andrea
Veresova, Carla Gugino
and Brooke Burke.
11 December 2006: A pixel is worth a thousand letters... Queen
Rania, Queen Noor, Mehgan
Heaney Grier, Maria Bartiromo,
Lee Eun Joo, Claire
Forlani, Danna Garcia
and Chely Wright.
7 December 2006: Steaming hot babes. In keyboard characters of course... Tea
Leoni, Stephanie Heinrich,
Sofia Vergara, Queen
Rania, Laetitia Casta,
Kathy Sander, Danna
Garcia, Carla Gugino and
Sunday 3 December 2006: Weekly updates? I was hoping
so. Anyway, here is a fine collection of hot celebrity babes. Click
'em if you know 'em... Alyson
Van Veen, Babette
Van Veen, Babette
Van Veen, Brittany
Mealy, Niki Gudex,
Storm Large and
ASCII ART? It's an image that is made up of keyboard characters.
Sometimes it's as simple as a 'email sig' or an emoticon :-) But in the case of
asciibabes.com it's a portrait of a person. With an average of 80,000+ keyboard
characters. There's a lot happening there, so you might have to move AWAY from
the screen to be able to see the detail.
example, you see the thumbnailed pics above this paragaph? They're eensy, weensy
screenshots of ACTUAL ASCIIBABE ASCII ART! They kind of look like a grainy black
& white shot, but the 'black' and shades of 'grey' are actually numbers and
letters. Now click on the thumbnails and see a bigger pic.
And that's EXACTLY
what an asciibabe portrait looks like if you view it on a 21... FOOT monitor,
and view it from the other side of the road. Better yet, try and get a clear line
of sight from three blocks over. THEN you'll get to see ASCII Art just as if you're
looking at a grayscale continuous tone photo.
Just so you all know, ASCII
Babes is SAFE FOR WORK and FAMILY FRIENDLY. There is no nudity here. At least
none that I know of. Perhaps if I was up ASCIIing late at night and tired (or
in a moment of weakness) I may have let slip in a little ASCII nipple. If I have
anywhere, let me know and I'll go and remove it.
Did you know that ASCII
Art has a 35 year history? Will Kelton went for a walk down memory lane when he
stumbled upon asciibabes.com. He reminisced of days gone by and I enjoyed it so
much I asked him if I could share it with the rest of my visitors. His recollections
Monday 11 November 2006: It's been 2 months since
the last update, and a good three months since we've celebrated with some hot
celebrity babe action. So here's to fill yer up this week, as I plan to come back
with weekly updates. Bridget
Banks, Jessica Alba, Joanne
Guest, Kelli Peters, Kelly
Brook, Samia Ghadie and
a few guys... Aaron
Lukas Rossi, Magni
Dempsey, Ryan Star
and Steve Irwin.
12 September 2006: Aussie icon (RIP) Steve
Irwin and the Supernova boys: Gilby
Clarke, Jason Newsted
and Tommy Lee. And
my main man Toby Rand.
7 August 2006: A mixed bunch of hot celebs for you... Brigitte
Bardot, Storm Large, Tiffany
Amber Thiessen, Tyra Banks
and Victoria Silvstedt.
10 July 2006: The latest update of hot Aussie babes and Hollywood celebrity babes...
Jo Ashton, Melissa
Imbruglia, Erin McNaught,
Adriana Gabriela, Alanis
Morissette, Amanda Marshall,
Amy Davis, Amy
Halliday, Carla Gugino,
Drea De Matteo, Ellen
Hollman, Letizia Ortiz,
Molly Shannon, Morgan
Fairchild, Natasha Henstridge,
Rebekah James, Rudi
Bakhtiar, Sahra Kearney,
Samaire Armstrong, Sara
Evans and Sophia Myles.
3 July 2006: Marty
Worrall, Ziggy Marley,
Bob Marley, Ben
Stiller, Dave Navarro,
Tommy Lee Jones,
Tom Hanks, Thomas
Jane, Steve Vai,
Oded Fehr and George
Sunday 25 June 2006: The crew of Sunrise on Seven get the ASCII
treatment: Adam Boland,
David Koch, Grant
Denyer, Mark Beretta,
Simon Reeve, Lisa
Wright and Natalie
Sunday 18 June 2006: Amelia
Davies, Andrea Parker,
Coralie Eichholtz, Gretchen
Mol, Kari Byron, Lori
Albee, Salma Hayek, Sarah
Horner, Soleil Moon Frye,
Susan Sarandon, Tanya
Huerter, Tori Amos, Vanessa
Paradis, Marie Osmond,
Marie Osmond and Marie
Friday 9 June 2006: Erin
McNaught has been crowned Miss Australia. The hot 24 year old babe comes from
the Gold Coast. Though it's been years since I've been there it's probably still
the babe capital of Australia. Here's a couple more ASCII portraits: Erin
McNaught and Erin McNaught.
not many that I haven't ASCIIed, you can check out the ASCII Archives or do a
search for your favourite celebrity. And if I haven't already ASCIIed her (or
him) I'll tally the search results and put them on my To Do list.
find more updates here.